I’ve completed the last evaluation.
As they say:
This is the last straw
I have completed 1 billion communications
with women of Earth.
I have translated many clichés
but I think the dominate one is:
“I wouldn’t date you if
you were the last person on Earth.”
Due to a lack of time,
most messages have been
in the form of dream communication
but those are even more bizarre.
I think it is time
to move on to other
less hostile planets, but
my supplies are limited, and
when I was exiled, it was intended
to be a death sentence.
I suppose I should leave
and suffocate in space