The Diary of the Cavemen Is Out There

We, the Ut’ishsih people, have remained hidden in our caves to protect ourselves as has been decreed by the Gods, whoever they are. We believe our Gods are superior to your pagan derived distortions of history. Our Gods came, they gave us salvation by providing all our needs in the caves: they gave us venison…

Cavemen hate insults. Some are very intelligent. Ref: “It’s so easy even a caveman could do it.”
The cable lines into the secret tunnels are hard to maintain. So we’re not always up-to-date with TV commercials.
    We have written a diary of our activities, “The Blog That Would Destroy the World.”, and we demand an apology, a peace treaty, black-raspberry Duck once a week, and free Cave Insurance including insurance for tunnel boring equipment.

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