Faustti, Collards, and Sheez in the Hague (Draft 2)

Things escape notice.

Born from a place of non-existence,
the Scientist is King.
Science is God.

For an elegant experiment
the Death Penalty
is worth the risk.

Things escape.

Anthony Faustti is known as a hero
for his masterful expositions
on gain-of-function obfuscation

Things escape notice.
The devil’s in the details.
It depends on whose details.

The Death Penalty is a neighbor’s ox
worth the risk to gore.

Faustti not quite Richard the 3rd.

The pleas.
Oh “Context, context,” in Tony III:
“My Kingdom for a bat out of hell…”

Three million dead by gain-of-function
is a modest amount, helps with overpopulation.

Plagues are normal
a beneficial culling of mostly non-scientists,
often happens in a people’s paradise
for the benefit of the Swiftian gullible
who know the poor, frail and old who are
tired in their malaise, and expendable

Faustti, Collards, and Sheez
say the Juvenalian are Juvenile.

But measured by The Black Plague
the population reduction is not up to standard.

Such an outrage of incompetence
can not be tolerated. Death is needed.

In such circumstance
one would not oppose
a convening of an
ad hoc Criminal Tribunal
for “The Mechanism”
at the United Nations
(a simple firing not
being sufficient), and

a hypodermic firing squad
already appointed and
waiting in the wings of a bat,

let Swiftian justice call for
swift execution.

3 thoughts on “Faustti, Collards, and Sheez in the Hague (Draft 2)

  1. I’ve heard a little about leaked emails but don’t actually know the full scope of what happened. I heard that he covered some tgibgs up? I suppose I need to go educate myself a little more. I’ve been so busy working lately I haven’t stayed up to date on things. But I think your poem is awesome.


    1. Thanks. He gave money to the Wuhan Lab which created man-made viruses that are more infectious than the natural ones. It leaked out in October of 2019 when 3 lab workers got sick with COVID-like symptoms. Our satellites saw that suddenly all the roads around the lab were closed, and all the cell-phones were turned off. Some whistle-blower scientists were put in jail, and some “disappeared” or possibly were killed. They were doing “gain-of-function” research which is very dangerous. It changes a segment of a natural virus which does not infect respiratory human cells and adds something which allows it to infect human cells and spread easily from human to human.Hence, it gains a new “function”, the ability to attack human lung cells.
          I hope you make lots of money from your hard work. I don’t know what “tgibgs” are.


      1. Wow! That’s crazy! So basically started the whole covid virus.

        I meant to type ‘things’. Apparently auto correct doesn’t work properly on my phone anymore and I don’t proofread very well either because I didn’t even notice it until your comment, haha!


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