Alright, oh babe
if you need a petite
broccoli feast and me
just call out
and say now
oh my
methylene
tetra
hydro-
folate, oh yeah say
reductase babe, and
if you can’t take a B9
you can be mine to implore,
and for now just explore
just say
methyl any
tetra hydro
and folate yeah, hey
I’ll give you me and my
reductase babe, any day
and I’ve got your nomenclature
right here, and say
Ethyl Merman three times fast
and click your heels to
go back to Kansas City
for the folic follies
and a Wizard at the lab.
Poet Laureate of the Primitive Planets 