Douglas Gilbert is the Poet Laureate of the Primitive Planets. His designation by The League of Benevolent Galaxies is a lifetime appointment. Secretary-General Chytchalrorix informed him that there was no stipend, but just a paper certificate, made from the pulp of their long extinct keypapx tree engraved thus:
Poet Laureate of the Primitive Planets
(Milky Way Division)
Category 15297xt7388: Backward and Primitive Planets
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