The Corona Virus (COVID-19) Was Created In & Leaked From the Wuhan Lab In China
The dangers of Gain-of-Function research has been know for years. Unfortunately, changing the name of this type of research, proceeding with funding through intermediaries did not make it safer. The worst fears of what might happen came to be. Virology labs in China are mandated to report to the military. In effect, whether, at best naive scientists, believe it or not, they are a germ warfare lab (bio-tech-warfare).
A Small Group Of Brave Virologists Joke About It At a Secret Club in New York
Attending a performance of the Jargoneers Comedy Club can be arduous and difficult because many security measures are needed. Careers have been destroyed by admitting one has been to an anti-Wuhan meeting of any kind. A reputable sponser is required to ensure that a Club goer has no friends or family member associated with ABC, NBC, CBS, NBR, Yale, Harvard, Colombia, or The New York Times.
First, you need to obtain a special invitation. When this is approved, you are given an escort and security team who will determine when it is safe for your assigned luxury car with its trapdoor to park over the designated manhole cover. Climbing the ladder into the sewer can be a little uncomfortable, but you will soon be directed into a cleaner passageway.
The decor is great even for a virologist. There are gothic chandeliers, giant abstract screens screaming in a rage of color that is like radiant blue yearning stars with hot red flares that shout out into a space of love with the passion of an uninhibited trance jumping dance. This secret room of the Fantasy Hotel features a wild eclectic cocktail menu conjured up by the magic of mixologist Meconivitch Drake. But of course, a virologist must be careful not to challenge Fauci Science in front of a sexy woman who could be a spy, lest he find that his next grant application is turned down by a panel of traitorous virologist flunkies. Unfortunately, it is impossible to say even after counter-intelligence measures have been taken that there are not a few government prostitutes trying to seduce a anti-Wuhan scientist into a compromising position with revealing photos. Many, if not most scientists will lie for the salvation of a grant, and for their reputation.
About the Performance of the Jargoneers
I laughed like hell at the performance, and I especially liked the furin-cleavage CGG-CGG arginine codon joke. However, most of the performance was top-secret in terms of protecting the performers from losing their jobs. I can not reveal the details of the jokes.
However, perhaps you have a cousin who is a biologist who knows someone who can vouch for you. I highly recommend it for young biologists with an open mind. If you do get an invitation, do go. You’ll enjoy it immensely, and you’ll get a hint about what it’s like to be in a rebel group. But don’t overdo it because you’re just a guest. If you’re serious about the revolution, that will require very careful inquiries. Don’t go to a bar and ask, it doesn’t work that way.
All the food is great but I recommend the Fauci Lasagna or the Fauci Eggplant Parmesan. Both are are made with bat curry, but don’t worry, they use fruit bats.
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