She’s said she’s busy ’cause
she’s seeing stars and applauding.
I think she’s seeing
someone named James Webb
but I’ve never seen that actor on the web, or
in the Cannes film festival, and now I’ve
overheard her say she’s sleeping with the stars
I thought she gave up her acting career.
Yeah, before she became an astronomer
she was an actress, and had a few parts
but didn’t want to sleep with any directors
Now she says she’s in love with the stars.
I think we have to break up now
because she says this James Webb guy
is giving her the big bang
If she comes back
I’ll give her the big bang